Have you ever noticed how most privacy advice online comes in extremes?

Either:

  • “You’re being watched constantly,” or
  • “Just don’t worry about it.”

Neither is very helpful.

Over the years, I’ve seen a handful of privacy myths stick around stubbornly — not because people are foolish, but because the technology changed faster than our understanding of it.

Let’s clear up a few of the biggest ones.


Myth #1: “Private Browsing Means No One Can See Me”

Private browsing does one main thing:

  • it doesn’t save history on your device

That’s it.

It does not:

  • hide activity from websites
  • hide activity from your internet provider
  • make you anonymous
  • stop tracking entirely

Private browsing is about local convenience, not privacy from the outside world.

It’s useful — just not magical.


Myth #2: “If I Use a VPN, I’m Anonymous”

VPNs are one of the most misunderstood tools out there.

A VPN:

  • encrypts traffic between you and the VPN provider
  • hides your activity from your local network or ISP

It does not:

  • make you anonymous to websites you log into
  • prevent tracking cookies
  • erase your digital identity

A VPN can improve security and sometimes privacy — but it doesn’t replace good habits or erase who you are online.


Myth #3: “My Device Listens to Me All the Time”

This one comes up a lot, usually after a very specific ad appears.

Modern devices are heavily restricted:

  • microphones require permission
  • access is logged and controlled by the operating system
  • constant recording would drain batteries and trigger alarms

What’s usually happening instead:

  • data inference
  • search and browsing patterns
  • location and demographic signals

It feels like listening — but it’s almost always pattern matching.


Myth #4: “Apple / Google / Microsoft Doesn’t Track Me”

Every major platform collects data.

They just differ in:

  • how much
  • how it’s used
  • how transparent they are
  • how much control they give you

No ecosystem is “tracking-free.”

Some are simply better at privacy by design than others.

Understanding the differences matters more than brand loyalty.


Myth #5: “If I Lock Things Down Enough, I’ll Be Safe”

This one sneaks up on people.

Extreme privacy setups often:

  • break normal functionality
  • get slowly undone out of frustration
  • create a false sense of security

Privacy you abandon doesn’t protect you.

Sustainable habits beat theoretical perfection every time.


Why These Myths Stick Around

They persist because:

  • privacy systems are invisible
  • explanations are buried
  • fear spreads faster than nuance

And because the internet rarely rewards calm, accurate explanations.


What Actually Helps Instead

Rather than chasing myths:

  • understand what tools really do
  • use fewer tools, more intentionally
  • focus on habits you’ll keep

That’s where real privacy lives.


The Big Takeaway

If there’s one thing to remember:

👉 Privacy isn’t about secret tricks.

It’s about understanding tradeoffs and choosing deliberately.

Once you let go of the myths, the rest gets a lot less stressful.


What’s Coming Next

Next up:

Security Without Surveillance — How to Stay Safe Without Giving Up Everything

This is where we talk about avoiding “security theater.”

Common Privacy Myths